“Well F*ck-a-doodle-doo” Crewneck

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Size:
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This midweight crewneck brings a dry, cheeky sense of humor to quiet mornings and messy lives. The hand-sketched rooster stands in soft white against a black field, paired with a wry line of text that reads like the muttered commentary of someone who’s just been roused too early. It wears like a lived-in staple: roomy through the body, with a ribbed collar and cuffs that hold their shape. The embroidered or printed art sits cleanly on the chest, while the tubular knit construction keeps lines smooth and comfortable. Slip it on with jeans and boots for errands, or layer it over pajamas when the day needs a slow start—the attitude is immediate, the comfort long-lasting.

Say it with your whole chest.

Our “Well, Fuck-a-Doodle-Do” crewneck is where farm charm meets a little unfiltered attitude. Whether you’re out with the flock, running errands, or just embracing the chaos of the day—this one’s made to keep you warm, comfortable, and just the right amount of bold.

Built for everyday wear with a cozy feel and a clean fit, it’s the kind of sweatshirt you’ll keep reaching for.

Product Features

  • Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
  • Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
  • Ribbed knit collar with double-needle stitching for durability and shape retention
  • DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX certified dyes
  • Made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach: as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Do not dry clean

A little country. A little chaos. Exactly how we like it.

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This midweight crewneck brings a dry, cheeky sense of humor to quiet mornings and messy lives. The hand-sketched rooster stands in soft white against a black field, paired with a wry line of text that reads like the muttered commentary of someone who’s just been roused too early. It wears like a lived-in staple: roomy through the body, with a ribbed collar and cuffs that hold their shape. The embroidered or printed art sits cleanly on the chest, while the tubular knit construction keeps lines smooth and comfortable. Slip it on with jeans and boots for errands, or layer it over pajamas when the day needs a slow start—the attitude is immediate, the comfort long-lasting.

Say it with your whole chest.

Our “Well, Fuck-a-Doodle-Do” crewneck is where farm charm meets a little unfiltered attitude. Whether you’re out with the flock, running errands, or just embracing the chaos of the day—this one’s made to keep you warm, comfortable, and just the right amount of bold.

Built for everyday wear with a cozy feel and a clean fit, it’s the kind of sweatshirt you’ll keep reaching for.

Product Features

  • Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
  • Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
  • Ribbed knit collar with double-needle stitching for durability and shape retention
  • DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX certified dyes
  • Made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach: as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Do not dry clean

A little country. A little chaos. Exactly how we like it.